If you’re thinking, “Wait, Chris Shea? Like, the Chris Shea from Shea Butter fame, Chris Shea?”
Then we’re here to say, yep. And if you’re also thinking, “What’s the heir to the world’s largest nut-based lotion fortune doing there?” Well, it all started on his 18th birthday, right after his morning Shea Butter soak but before the day’s second massage that he knew-this pampered life of rubbing well-moisturized elbows with the richest of the rich was not for him. So he turned to his butler Chauncy and said, “Tell your butler to ready the chariot. I’m going to do some art.”
And art he did. Chris soon got into a rhythm, teaching himself Adobe Photoshop 6 by day, Goodwill hunting for his art director wardrobe during lunch, and working as a janitor at LevLane by night. Until one fateful night, when a half-completed ad was left open, and Chris finished it. And that was just the beginning. New campaigns were appearing out of nowhere! Some thought we were infested with a colony of incredibly talented mice. Or haunted by a ghost with a great eye for design. Once we found out it was Chris, we hired him on the spot and haven’t looked back. And even though he’s accused by many of being some kind of Photoshop witch, Chris actually uses his powers for good. Or at the very least good jokes.
who loves ya?
My lovely son Lincoln, my beautiful wife Jenn, and everyone with chapped elbows.